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There is a dead squirrel in my yard- that is not a euphemism.
Also this is the second time in my life this has happened. Maybe in some cultures squirrels that just seem to drop dead in your yard is a sign of good luck or something but for me it’s just gross. And...
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The Squirrel Saga- Part II
So I told you all about the emotionally scaring experience with the first dead squirrel so that you would understand how we felt when just this week we found another dead squirrel in our yard. And...
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I don’t have rules to be my friend- except if you like Glen Beck
So I have told you all that my parents are hippies right? I mean like I’m named after an Allman Brother’s song- seriously. I guess I should be happy that my name is Jessica and not Rainbow or...
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The Frogs are Dead
I know that does not have the same power as when Gavroche announces that General Lamarque is dead, but it’s integral to my story. We started our morning the same as most other mornings, with a diaper...
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There is always room on a team for a goon.
So I went on a beer run this afternoon because my husband said that drinking wine while watching hockey was un-American and did I want the terrorists to win and I was wearing my Chicago Blackhawks...
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Week Fail
Yep this week has really fallen into the fail category. And I had wonderfully big plans; this was the start of my productive summer. I was going to spend the week really cleaning the house- not just...
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It’s all so quiet,
Have you seen this? I am sure you have but I just had to put it here because it is all kinds of awesome- like Bjork but less crazy- I am so going to Iceland!
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Ouch! No, really- ouch!
So let’s be honest- I will be 35 in July- so the thought that after a good two years of sitting on my ass I could just get right back into working was obviously a misjudgement. But I didn’t think I...
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Damn this whole getting healthy thing!
So I hit a wall in my workout routine. I don’t mean I stopped doing it or haven’t been sore. What I mean is that all this physical activities is bringing up a bunch of emotional stuff I totally didn’t...
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Happy Birthday to me!
I could spend the next few paragraphs explaining to you why I have been MIA- and I will tell you a few stories later because they are funny- but I’m not going to dwell on it because I really hate when...
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